I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.

— My co-worker, on her ex. (via navroopsangha)

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

Roommate and her ex bf are currently having sex in the other room and I’m sitting here watching ps I love you.. My life

The difference between DC and Marvel

grootsdabae:

How DC ends their movies:

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How Marvel ends their movies:

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wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

rj4gui4r:

toska91:

flexible chair

Sorcery

trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty